your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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