I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
