we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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