why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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