i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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