How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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