Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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