it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Everyone says I win the strip club
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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