problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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