u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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