can we get nightvision for the apartment?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
