ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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