We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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