So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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