She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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