the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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