did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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