so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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