If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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