I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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