Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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