I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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