i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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