I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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