Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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