Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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