im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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