Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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