what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Still dying that you shit outside
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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