Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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