oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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