Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize