My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
