whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she smelled like a LAN party
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You can't just leave with hair like that
be right there i have to get my cape
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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