Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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