She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm both gender and math confused
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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