I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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