I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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