I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do herpes really smell.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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