Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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