Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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