Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
