I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
North Korea, Best Korea!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Enjoy the penises
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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