Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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