just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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