Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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