he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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