Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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