I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
operation have a gay friend backfired
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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