You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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