Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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