Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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