Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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