I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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