Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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